Ordering Information

The items marked with an “*” are available in any quantity for $15 each.

The Special Save the Rainforest shirt is a two sided (front and back of shirt) six color silk-screen shirt and costs $18 each.

All unmarked items and any items from the “Delusions of Gander” and “Shell We Dance” booklets can be special ordered as T-shirts and coffee mugs in minimum orders of five (5) each.

The “Delusions of Gander” (8.5” x 5.5” and 116 pages) and the “Shell We Dance” (8.5” x 5.5” and 62 pages) booklets are individually bound in a heavy paper stock with a lace binding and contain some of the “Best of Robert's” pen and ink cartoons, puns, and witticisms. Genuine collectors items and great gifts for $10 each.

ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS:

All our T-shirts (except the Graze Anatomy) are 100% unbleached, preshrunk, cotton. This gives them a pleasing light beige color. Due to artistic requirements the Graze Anatomy looked best on a light Ash Gray shirt but it too is 100% preshrunk cotton.

To keep the price as low as possible the shirts are only available in Large and Extra Large sizes. Other sizes require minimum orders of five (5) each and slightly higher prices. Please contact us if you require special sizes.

These are true “Silk-Screen” shirts and not the cheaper “heat transfers” which are ironed on. This makes the shirts much more durable and able to withstand many washings. Silk-screen ink penetrates the fabric fibers and won't craze, crack, or peel off the shirts. A much better value for your money!!

ABOUT SHIPPING:

The following shipping rates apply anywhere in the continental United States. For overseas please email for rates and shipping times.

We ship by US Parcel Post and Priority Mail unless you require faster delivery and wish to pay the higher costs of overnight shipping or UPS. If you desire these rates please contact us for details.

Shipping rates are for EACH item ordered even if shipped to the same address.

2 Day priority mail $3.00 each

Regular Parcel Post $1.50 each allow 7 - 10 days ( with prayer & strong tailwinds !! Don't worry be Haaaappie ).

TAXES:

If you live in Ohio or are having this sent to an Ohio address please add 6% sales tax. Yes we know it's obsene and amoral so tell it to the legislators in every state.

The items marked with an “*” are available in any quantity for $15 each.

The Special Save the Rainforest shirt is a two sided (front and back of shirt) six color silk-screen shirt and costs $18 each.


List of Items

SemiconductorGraze Anatomy*
Insufficient Fun*Sue-Age System
Mooed RingTea Shirt*
Tri-Carrot-TopsWash & Wear
Save The Rain Forrest*Café Olé
PieSpace*
Delusions of GanderKetchup Baseball
Heinz SiteAntioxidant College*

Main PageGallery Entrance


Please email us a list of the items you would like to order, and include your shipping information. We will email you back with the total cost of your order, and instructions on where to mail your payment.


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